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NEW - Miracle Cure!

Post by Kate » Mon 01 Oct 2007 15:03

Recommended by Julia!

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about White Wine.

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and with
a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will
be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew
you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.

However, White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. On the other hand,
women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play
all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNING:

The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

The consumption of White Wine is a major factor in dancing like a
idiot.

The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.

The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

The consumption of White Wine may lead you to think people are laughing
WITH you.

The consumption of White Wine may be a major factor in getting your ass
kicked.

NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!
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Re: NEW - Miracle Cure!

Post by john » Mon 01 Oct 2007 15:26

Kate wrote: The consumption of White Wine may be a major factor in getting your ass
kicked.

NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!
As a member of the Campaign for Real Rosé,I feel that there is an unacceptable degree of discrimination going on here.

It's all "White White White" and "Red Red Red".

The silence as regards the beneficial aspects of Rosé is deafening.

I look forward to this oversight being rectified.

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Post by Roger O » Mon 01 Oct 2007 15:32

This is surely the new "Intello Canary" speaking!

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Post by opas » Mon 01 Oct 2007 19:01

Nah........he's just wearing Rose tinted specs!

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